Ode to IBS
(an original life inspired poem from True North Bricks)

Heaven help me, I have sinned,
For I threw caution to the wind.
I knew I really should not eat,
That most delicious, tasty treat.
Not long passed before a rumble,
As my insides made a grumble.
The nearest toilet did I spy,
And in a bee line did I fly.
In deep despair and panic too,
Any bathroom stall will do…